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The Adventures of Legolas Greenleaf
Created on 2004-06-29 04:55:41 (#3640468), last updated 2005-02-19
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| Name: | Prince Legolas of Mirkwood |
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I am Legolas Thranduilion, Elven prince of the Woodland Realm and the son of Thranduil, the Sindar Elf king of the Woodland Realm of Northern Mirkwood.
Legolas means "green leaves", in case you were curious and no, it is not a clever adage for marijuana....Then again, I don't know. Ada was going through a hippie phase around the time of my birth. *shrug*
Anyway, I am 2,931 years old and thus far, my life has consisted of little more than training in archery, looking hot and frolicking in the trees of Mirkwood. All that is about to change however, as Ada has just informed me that he is sending me to Rivendell in the morning. He will not tell me why, but I have a sneaking suspicion that he is trying to marry me off again. When will he learn that Legolas Greenleaf will not be tied down?!
I have decided to sneak along my laptop and keep a journal of my adventures nonetheless. Read and enjoy it or you'll be pulling my arrows out of your arse.
~Legolas~
This is a spoof. If I even need to tell you that, I fear for your sanity.
Legolas means "green leaves", in case you were curious and no, it is not a clever adage for marijuana....Then again, I don't know. Ada was going through a hippie phase around the time of my birth. *shrug*
Anyway, I am 2,931 years old and thus far, my life has consisted of little more than training in archery, looking hot and frolicking in the trees of Mirkwood. All that is about to change however, as Ada has just informed me that he is sending me to Rivendell in the morning. He will not tell me why, but I have a sneaking suspicion that he is trying to marry me off again. When will he learn that Legolas Greenleaf will not be tied down?!
I have decided to sneak along my laptop and keep a journal of my adventures nonetheless. Read and enjoy it or you'll be pulling my arrows out of your arse.
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adventures, aragorn, archery, arrows, arwen, avoiding commitment, battle, boromir, bow polishing, destroying sauron, dreaming, dwarves, edoras, elf porn, elrond, elves, fangorn forest, friends, frodo, frolicking, fun, galadriel, gandalf, gimli, gondor, greenleaf, haldir, happiness, hobbits, kicking orc arse, killing spiders, legolas, lembas, looking pretty, lothlorien, men, merry, mirkwood, mordor, my bow, my elleths, my hair, myself, nature, never sleeping, pippin, pointed ears, sam, saruman, sauron, sensual massages, sex, sindarin, singing, sweet arses, taunting gimli, tengwar, the fellowship, the ocean, the ring, the sea, thranduil, trees, water, wizards
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