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About Gandalf

Previous Entry Gandalf Feb. 19th, 2005 @ 03:02 pm
Hello again! I bet you are all surprised to see another post from me so soon!

I have many things to say, much more news to share with my elleth friends. Gandalf has returned!

It seems that our wizard friend had some sort of spiritually enlightening sexual experience with the Balrog that left him naked, panting and seeing stars on a mountainside. Now he is back with a shiny new coiffure and the finest Prada robes, leading me to suspect prostitution. Well if he's happy and the Balrog is happy, who am I to question the behavior of two consenting Maiar?

I am quite miffed that Gandalf had the power to come back from the dead yet did not summon forth enough concern to bring back my Forrest Gump DVD. How inconsiderate of him.

I have decided to forgive him however, after hearing his first words to Aragorn.

"You look like shit, Ranger."

Perhaps Gandalf will straighten out Aragorn's attitude and drug problem now that he has returned. It would be nice indeed to have my friend back, not this dirty slob who steals my possessions and says mean things about me over at elf_spy.

Aragorn can say whatever he wants. This Elf is too content to care.

I have made amends and gotten much arse from the lovely alaksirwen, though my relentless search for this "Orlando Bloom" shall not end. I will not be at peace until my revenge comes to pass.

That's right. Lick it up, pretty boy.

~Legolas~

P.S. My dear ladyheatherlly helped me make a special video to dedicate to you, my elleths! Click here to see!
Gûrel câr man arad?: happyhappy
Man pen linna?: After The Rain- Nelson
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From:little_fighter
Date:February 19th, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC)
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Oh my dear, that video was lovely. :)
From:m_bibliophile
Date:February 19th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
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Welcome back my friend. It is, as always, good to hear from you about your goings on. Stay safe. Stay happy. And good luck as your journey continues.
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From:alaksirwen
Date:February 20th, 2005 02:37 am (UTC)
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Darling, you are looking just increadibly happy lately!
Glad for the change and can't wait to speak with you again.
Love always
~Tinuviel
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From:catonthemoon
Date:February 22nd, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC)

Hmm.

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I wish that I had friends, as you do.
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From:hellb
Date:March 1st, 2005 10:20 pm (UTC)

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(lol!)
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From:nasveratu
Date:March 4th, 2005 07:55 pm (UTC)
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The video. Touching&Inspiring.
From:m_bibliophile
Date:March 8th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
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Could you please remove me from your friends list? It's nothing that you have done - it's just that you don't update a lot and haven't left a comment on any of my entries, which I think is important in LJ land. Sorry. *shrugs*
From:agile_revulsion
Date:May 28th, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
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re-adding ya!~


♥ Kirsten
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From:alaksirwen
Date:April 4th, 2006 02:39 am (UTC)
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Tinuviel wants to lick you like a popsicle.
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Date:February 28th, 2007 06:39 pm (UTC)
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Date:February 28th, 2007 08:13 pm (UTC)
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