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From:catonthemoon
Date:September 2nd, 2004 10:20 pm (UTC)

You disgust me.

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You are the kind of human that lead me to attempted genocide in my youth. You are a horrible, pathetic creature who cares for no one but himself. You are not even worthy of being called human. Most humans are simply oblivious--you are malicious and manipulative.

However, you have forgotten one thing abut Legolas. He my friend, and I am one of the most powerful beings ever to exist. I could destroy you instantly, if so I wished. Such a small, damaged mind as yours would be quite easy to crush. Though, I prefer fire. It is much easier to create, and much more gratifying. The screams last much longer.

I would advise you to remember who and what I am, and that I am Legolas's friend, next time you seek to cause him pain.

You pathetic, heartless human. I should find you and destroy you at this moment--but one of the few good humans I have met has taught me of mercy. I will give you one chance to redeem yourself.
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