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This pipe weed is wonderful! I simply cannot believe I was ever so against it, thanks Aragorn for showing me the error of my ways!
While I slept, he concocted some sort of "Lembas hash brownies" and offered me one. At first I was angry that he laced the remainder of our food supply with drugs, then I ate one!

Hey Aragorn, I am feeling rather strange! I said with a giggle. Give me another one!
Gimli joined in and before we knew it, we were all baked off of our arses. The others are trying to convince me to watch some "Cheech and Chong" movie? I am too captivated by these Smurf cartoons though. They are like Dwarves, short and funny looking! Except Smurfs are...Blue.
Hey Gimli! Can I paint you blue and turn you into a Smurf? *giggle*

I love my camera, so much fun! Check this out:

I AM THE EYE OF SAURON! I need the One Pipe to cover all the lands in a second darkness of weed smoke!
Am I making sense? Probably not but it does not matter. Hey, if Gimli were a Smurf he would have to run around in a little white diaper! C'mere Gimli, let me dress you up!

This is Aragorn, he is my dog. He is going to be King, you know. Unless he gets killed by Orcs, which is far more likely. That would suck.

I'm hungry. There is only one solution for that problem of course. I must strip naked and perform scenes from the movie Titanic! Gimli says he will play Rose if I am Jack. Yay! Come cuddle with me Gimli and I'll draw you naked!

Where are my elleths?

~Legolas~
Gûrel câr man arad?: highhigh
Man pen linna?: (Take Me Home) Country Roads- John Denver
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From:alaksirwen
Date:September 1st, 2004 10:26 pm (UTC)
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Legolas! what are you thinking you...you twit! You can't pull this kind of nonsense when you become an Ada, you didn't even mention the baby! I am going to have to raise this child alone, I can see it now. I hope you enjoy Gimli.

~Tinuviel
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:September 1st, 2004 10:30 pm (UTC)
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Do not sass me, elleth. You will destroy my buzz and that will make your arsecaptain very angry!

Would you like to get down?

~Legolas~
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From:alaksirwen
Date:September 1st, 2004 10:34 pm (UTC)
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No, Legolas. I don't want to "get down". I was foolish to believe you would be an adequate parent. I can't believe you pulled a stunt like this!
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:September 1st, 2004 10:43 pm (UTC)
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But Jennifer said we can bump uglies whether you are knocked up or not! I do not understand this attitude but if you come sit on Big Ada's lap, he might forgive you!

~Legolas~
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From:alaksirwen
Date:September 1st, 2004 10:50 pm (UTC)
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Access...DENIED!
~Tinuviel
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:September 1st, 2004 10:51 pm (UTC)
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Good then! We are FINISHED! Goodbye, Tinuviel!

~Legolas~
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From:ladyheatherlly
Date:September 2nd, 2004 03:39 pm (UTC)
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Tinuviel, I understand that you are hurt but approaching Legolas in this way while he was inebriated was not the best idea.

Surely you realize that the Elf has trouble expressing himself even under the best of circumstances and I'm sure your sudden harshness had a lot to with his insensitive reaction.
I urge you to wait until he has a clear head, then talk to him rationally about all of this.
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From:alaksirwen
Date:September 2nd, 2004 04:00 pm (UTC)
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Yes, you are right. I regret the way I acted, it was very childish. I let my emmotions run away with me. When the time is right Legolas and I will take the proper course of action. He has a serious discussion ahead of him.
~Tinuviel
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:September 1st, 2004 10:55 pm (UTC)
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Thank you, lovely elleth. It is nice to see that there is someone who has not turned against me the moment I am no longer perfect.
I wish I had chosen you for my love instead of that harpy Tinuviel!

~Legolas~
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From:alaksirwen
Date:September 1st, 2004 10:58 pm (UTC)
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HA! thats what you said last night, you were going to leave me for Anais, tell me sweetie, who won the elf in the end? I did.
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:September 1st, 2004 11:04 pm (UTC)
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Be silent, Tinuviel! One more word from you and I will block you from my journal!

~Legolas~
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:September 1st, 2004 11:10 pm (UTC)
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Wonderful! Would you like to get down with this Elvish Arsecaptain of Passion, fair Lorelei?

~Legolas~
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From:ladyheatherlly
Date:September 2nd, 2004 03:40 pm (UTC)
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Legolas, you are such a hoe! LOL
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From:grygon
Date:September 2nd, 2004 06:58 pm (UTC)
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hrrr... mind i asking where the pics that you used in your icon came from? they look like very nice manips.
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:September 2nd, 2004 07:55 pm (UTC)
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From:grygon
Date:September 3rd, 2004 10:14 pm (UTC)
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nice, a dead site that requires username and passwords to prolly view a few more images with red x's.
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From:ladyheatherlly
Date:September 4th, 2004 12:15 am (UTC)
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Its not dead and it gives you the username/password if you look closely after you get past the entrance. There are around 200 images on the site.
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From:spurkycreations
Date:September 4th, 2004 12:24 am (UTC)
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have you been to the site? they are all x's. GO THERE, log in, see the red x's.
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From:ladyheatherlly
Date:September 4th, 2004 12:37 am (UTC)
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I am not stupid, of course I went to the site first to make sure my information was correct before I commented.
I'm actually in there right now and I am not seeing any red x's. Site looks fine to me.
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From:spurkycreations
Date:September 4th, 2004 12:59 am (UTC)
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yes, but you've been to the site before. trying clearing out your internet options (cookies, files, and history), then refresh the page. i am not stupid either, there are no pics on that site. by randomly clicking linked red-xs i managed to find the faq, it even says in it the site is down- that the pics went away and stayed away for a reason.
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:September 4th, 2004 01:09 am (UTC)
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I clear my stuff every day so this just seems odd to me. Maybe its somehow redirecting you to the wrong place? Her site can be a bit wonky at times.
Try the link below, its the main page that I am on right now. I cleared out my cache and cookies again just to be sure but its still loading fine.

http://www.lassegalenslaire.com/laire/index.html
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From:disturbedangel2
Date:September 1st, 2004 11:16 pm (UTC)

Oh Dear..

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My Prince, Uhm... like they teach us in school...smoking bad. Brains good. Smoking make you act funny..Brains give you smarts... Didn't they have the DARE program in elvish Kindergarten??

Perhaps this is a why to cover your feelings for the pressure your poor elvish body has been put under? Weed does have a habit of making you numb and the whole world seem bright and full of sunshine..just.. don't start calling yourself moonflower or Sunbright or something..and if you wear a crown of Daisys...it's time to take a step away from the weed.

Best to you my Prince.

-Angel
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From:disturbedangel2
Date:September 1st, 2004 11:22 pm (UTC)

*FOL*

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Yanno when I Think about it... Your soo right, I could see him a crown of daisys singing 'lets all hold hands' or some hippie song like that.. *snickers*
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From:disturbedangel2
Date:September 1st, 2004 11:31 pm (UTC)
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*just giggles* Hmmm Legolas in daisys...Now thats some good dreaming Yes much good dreaming on that... *giggles like a dumb girl*
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From:ladyheatherlly
Date:September 2nd, 2004 03:41 pm (UTC)
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I'm all for the daisies! *grin*
From:ex_purplekaz150
Date:September 2nd, 2004 01:54 am (UTC)
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LOL! Smoke more weed Mr Legolas :) It's all good.
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From:mrs_silmarwen
Date:September 2nd, 2004 02:09 am (UTC)
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Legolas! How could you knock up my fellow elleth and leave her?!? *mutters*
I hope you come to your senses and face your responsibilities!

And don't you come crying to us when you wake up with that splitting headache! *waves finger like a guest on Ricky Lake*
From:omgimsopunk
Date:September 2nd, 2004 08:01 am (UTC)
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YOU TELL HIM, GIRLFRIEND!!
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From:mrs_silmarwen
Date:September 2nd, 2004 06:13 pm (UTC)
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*makes "uhuh-sounds" while swinging her hip in an agressive manner*
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From:misswilde
Date:September 2nd, 2004 02:20 am (UTC)
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Hello Princeling. Naked 'Titanic', eh? If only I'd been there to witness that....
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From:oblotr
Date:September 2nd, 2004 06:10 am (UTC)

You are soooo....

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Legolas, I am highly disappointed in you. You should know better than to smoke that vile filth when you will become an Ada. It sets just a wonderful example for your child. Oh and in case you are still stoned, that was sarcasm.

Yeah I did say you could still "bump uglies" as long as it did not harm the baby, and your behavior will harm that poor child. I am so disappointed in you. Look at yourself. Wait till your father hears that you knocked up a mortal and then left her for your "dog" Aragorn and his weed. I am writing him now.

Tinuviel, we can raise our kids together, because it seems the fathers do not care about the lives they have created. I will help you hon, no matter what. Legolas, you make me sick. I hope your father gives you a good arse whipping.
From:omgimsopunk
Date:September 2nd, 2004 07:57 am (UTC)

Re: You are soooo....

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Probably not the right time to mention such a thing, but I'd bet my life that Boromir would not have done this.

Seek Eomer, Tinuviel-elleth! <3<3<3 Nice, strong, handsome man who can appreciate the small things in life.. much better for you than a fickle elf.
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From:oblotr
Date:September 2nd, 2004 08:34 am (UTC)

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You are so right, Boromir would have never done this. Boromir hated pipe weed, and had always wanted to be a dad. He always told me that, and he was so sincere about it.

But the past can not be changed. Not to worry. This child will be loved by its aunt Jen and all the other elleths.
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From:oblotr
Date:September 2nd, 2004 09:16 am (UTC)

Re: You are soooo....

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Umm...another thing that I forgot because I was so sleepy posting this. Forgot my Adora. I know...How could I?! So all of our kids can be together and raise holy hell. I'm so sorry sweetie, but I am in no way sorry for my other comments. It's called responsibility...learn its meaning.
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From:ladyheatherlly
Date:September 2nd, 2004 04:46 pm (UTC)

Re: You are soooo....

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I love you!

But dude, no one can be responsible 24/7. Give the Elf a break, I'd hate to see this destroy your friendship. :(
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From:oblotr
Date:September 2nd, 2004 05:33 pm (UTC)

Re: You are soooo....

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I love you too, and I am sorry I forgot you. How could anybody forget you?! I promise to never do it again. Or at least try harder, :)
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From:ladyheatherlly
Date:September 2nd, 2004 03:45 pm (UTC)

Re: You are soooo....

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I think you're being a bit harsh here. Doesn't the Elf deserve one night of relaxation?
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From:oblotr
Date:September 2nd, 2004 05:31 pm (UTC)

Re: You are soooo....

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I'm not trying to be overly harsh, and I understand that we all need one time to just let loose and relax, but they are trying to save two hobbits, who could be dead by now. This really should have waited until they were safe.

I'm not one to say don't do drugs, thats up to each person, but he preached that the stuff was wretched, and then he goes on to praise it.

Trust me I don't want this to ruin our friendship, god knows we have had to work very hard to keep it through all the fighting we do{hole anyone?}. But if someone has to be the "bad guy" might as well be me, because I always am when it comes to Legolas. I should win an Oscar for my portrail of "the bad guy."
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From:teasingfool
Date:September 2nd, 2004 08:44 am (UTC)
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*snortcackle* What the hell, Legs? I want to see this kind of hilarity first-hand.
From:loveliketvshows
Date:September 2nd, 2004 09:25 am (UTC)
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*laughs ass off*
Oh dear lord! I can not breath!
*cough* *gag*
*laughs for the rest of the day*
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From:id_anonymous
Date:September 2nd, 2004 03:01 pm (UTC)
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Despite this all being remarkably humourous, I must say that the wise elf would cease to travel this path before it is too late. I understand that it is fun and amusing and all your cares seem to vanish, but that is not the way of the world. Someday, you will have to come back to the world of reality, and you will find that all the world has left you behind, and you are only one lonely elf amid a harsh and uncaring world. Wouldn't it be best before you lose all your strength, your charm?

Someday you could be prince and ada to a beautiful lady and her child, but you must end this foolishness before you lose her forever. The buzz will die, and you will find yourself utterly alone.

I'm sorry if this seems harsh, but reality will not be as understanding as I.
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From:ladyheatherlly
Date:September 2nd, 2004 03:49 pm (UTC)
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Sometimes we have to make mistakes to learn from them. I don't think everyone should hold one lapse of judgement against the Elf unless he develops a problem in the future.
He really does have a good heart and I have complete faith that he will do what is right in the end.
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From:id_anonymous
Date:September 2nd, 2004 03:50 pm (UTC)
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I know, we all hope he will be okay, and we all hope he won't keep travelling down this path... but I just felt I should let him know what he stands to lose. =(
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From:grygon
Date:September 2nd, 2004 07:03 pm (UTC)
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please post that drawing... a must see. a naked gimli. *catches fire*
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From:nasveratu
Date:September 2nd, 2004 07:14 pm (UTC)
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I feared this would happen..oh well once won't kill you but try to unglue yourself from the vile stuff Leggy..no one likes a pothead,except other potheads..such as aragorn the bad influence...he deserves a good arse whipping for doing this too you..shame shame

~Valarie
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From:aficatgirl2222
Date:September 2nd, 2004 11:48 pm (UTC)

Whomever is this Boromir?

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I would like to meet this Boromir fellow. *smiles* *giggles* Tinuviel can point this one towards me. Farewell all *curtsy*
-Goldie/Loswen *smiles* *winks*
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