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Lembas and Love - The Adventures of Legolas Greenleaf

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Previous Entry Lembas and Love Aug. 4th, 2004 @ 12:39 am Next Entry
I am back, my lovely elleths! It seems that everyone except for me has been posting in my journal. I am not too angry about Pippin, as he truly means no harm.
He mostly likes to hop on to look up recipes and play Neopets, something I have been rather absorbed with as well lately, thanks to ladyheatherlly who allows me to use her account. I think this is better than porn!
Speaking of her, she helped me get revenge on Haldir by infecting his computer with a virus called the "Nazgul Worm". Now, every time he turns his computer on the screen goes black and the hard drive makes terrible screaming sounds!
The first time this happened, he dove under a table crying for Celeborn as he sucked his thumb.
Marchwarden my arse.

I have greatly enjoyed Lothlorien though, especially the exquisite cuisine of fruit and elvish waybread. I was growing weary of nasty human food.
And this morning I was given the nicest gift I have ever recieved:

“My gift for you, Legolas, is a bow of the Galadhrim, worthy of the skill of our woodland kin.” Lady Galadriel said.

Then, "Put the bow down, Legolas. Dwarves are not meant for target practice!" As she left, I could not help teasing Gimli. I got one of the finest bows in Middle Earth, he got whatever Galadriel could pick out of her hairbrush.
Indeed, I believe she wants this sweet, succulent arse.
Pity she did not speak up sooner. I would have liked to have seen if she glows like that all over. Of course, after hearing Frodo's account of the events at her mirror, I do not think exciting her would have been very sexy.

Would not want to wake up next to that. ::shudder::

My main reason for writing this post, however, is to announce to you, my beautiful elleths, that I have fallen in love with the lovely alaksirwen.

I love each and every one of my elleths and this has no bearing on incessant craving for arse from all of you. We can still "pork each other" as you Americans might say...but alaksirwen is very special to me and my heart is lightened by the precious arse slapping, ada screaming moments we have shared.

I miss her, even now...Long for her sweet lips upon mine once more.


This is me looking very sexy paddling down the Anduin. What you do not see is that I have just shoved Gimli out of the boat
He flailed in the water screaming Dwarfish curses until Aragorn rescued him and started yelling at me. Not my fault he needed a bath! ::pout::

Alright my elleths. I am going to go pretend to take the watch so I might "choke my chicken" in privacy.

~Legolas~
Gûrel câr man arad?: lovedloved
Man pen linna?: Wherever You Will Go- The Calling
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From:mademoisellenon
Date:August 3rd, 2004 10:17 pm (UTC)

Congratulations, my love

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I am SO happy for you, my cute little Elf! You deserve some happiness at long last and I pray you finally found it...I am hoping beyond hope that this will be the exact opposite of Melisande.

All my love to you...
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:55 pm (UTC)

Re: Congratulations, my love

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I will pretend that I know nothing about this "Melisande". Would you like to "polish my bow"?

~Legolas~
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From:oblotr
Date:August 3rd, 2004 10:23 pm (UTC)
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May the happiness you have found radiate through you for all of eternity. My sincerest best wishes to you both. Good bye my prince.
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:37 pm (UTC)
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Goodbye? Are you going on a journey?

~Legolas~
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From:id_anonymous
Date:August 3rd, 2004 10:32 pm (UTC)
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Congrats! I wish you long nights of precious loving with ladyheatherlly and that you remain together forever! ^_^
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:42 pm (UTC)
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I spoke of alaksirwen, not ladyheatherlly though I will have long nights of precious loving with them both, as well as the rest of my elleths.

~Legolas~
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From:id_anonymous
Date:August 4th, 2004 10:51 pm (UTC)
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Your post said Adora though.. >_> maybe I got it wrong...
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From:id_anonymous
Date:August 4th, 2004 10:52 pm (UTC)
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Yup, I got it wrong. Whoops! Sorry! ^_^;;
From:crazyca
Date:August 3rd, 2004 10:38 pm (UTC)

wowy!!!!

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dearest... although there's a tear forming in my eye for knowing a cute boy like you is gone from the market...
i DO wish you all the best!!! may the valar watch after you!
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:43 pm (UTC)

Re: wowy!!!!

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I am not gone from the market. You may partake of this sweet elven arse anytime you wish it!

~Legolas~
From:crazyca
Date:August 4th, 2004 11:56 pm (UTC)

Re: wowy!!!!

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and what about the star of your life???
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From:teasingfool
Date:August 3rd, 2004 10:39 pm (UTC)
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Hello and congratulations. Here's hoping you two will always find happiness in even the smallest things.
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:44 pm (UTC)
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I hope you are not implying that my elfhood is small!

~Legolas~
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From:teasingfool
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:47 pm (UTC)
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*laughing* Not hardly. I wouldn't know to begin with!
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From:alaksirwen
Date:August 3rd, 2004 11:44 pm (UTC)
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Hello, fair prince.
Congratulations on your new bow, I know it is very special to you.
As always, I long for your sweet kiss as well as other things.
Find me soon, my darling ;)
With all the love I posess,
~Alaksirwen/Tinuviel

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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:59 pm (UTC)
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Please address me as "Big Ada Legolas" in all of our future correspondence and whenever you speak of me to others, beloved elleth. It pleases me.

You have my heart.
~Legolas~
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From:alaksirwen
Date:August 4th, 2004 11:41 pm (UTC)
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As you wish, Big Ada Legolas ;)
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From:misswilde
Date:August 4th, 2004 02:50 am (UTC)
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Wow, I thought that screeching sound was a Nazgul approaching, but I think it's all your broken-hearted elleths..... ;) congratulations, my loves, and may you find each other safe before too long xxx
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 10:03 pm (UTC)
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No need for broken hearts! My love and my arse belong to all!

~Legolas~
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From:mrs_silmarwen
Date:August 4th, 2004 04:23 am (UTC)
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*pouts & hides in a corner*
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:54 pm (UTC)
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Do not pout, sweet elleth! There is plenty of this elf to go around!

~Legolas~
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From:mrs_silmarwen
Date:August 5th, 2004 10:17 am (UTC)
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You can not imagine how relieved I am, my fair lovely!
Feel free to drop by any time to put your mouth where your word is...
*fans herself*
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From:ladyheatherlly
Date:August 4th, 2004 05:00 am (UTC)
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Legolas. You are a slut and you always will be. Just so you know. Fall in love all you want because I know that no one can replace me. :)
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:52 pm (UTC)
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Right you are, beautiful elleth!! May I partake of your lush body sometime soon? I have missed you.

~Legolas~
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From:transcending
Date:August 4th, 2004 06:31 am (UTC)
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T.T *pouts* Well...as long as you're happy, and you don't forget us, then I suppose it's all good. Congrads.
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:49 pm (UTC)
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I could never forget my elleths! I belong to all of you, as does this sweet arse.

~Legolas~
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From:mistaria
Date:August 4th, 2004 07:51 am (UTC)
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:) Lucky you for finding love. I still want you to shag me rotten, 'kay? :D
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:48 pm (UTC)
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I would love to! Would you "spank my monkey" for me?

~Legolas~
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From:mistaria
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:57 pm (UTC)

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What ever you want "Ada". ;)
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From:bohemianbeauty
Date:August 4th, 2004 10:15 am (UTC)
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ahh so you've found someone to love. well that's nice i guess. i think you upset a lot of the elleths following your journey! oh well, its still nice to hear what's going on! best of luck for the 2 of you :-)
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:47 pm (UTC)
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I love all of my elleths. This does not change.

~Legolas~
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From:jade_darkness
Date:August 4th, 2004 06:15 pm (UTC)
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*cries* no....


*runs off cause she now has no chance in heck.
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:36 pm (UTC)
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Of course you have a chance, lovely elleth! Would you like to get down?

~Legolas~
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From:jade_darkness
Date:August 4th, 2004 10:12 pm (UTC)
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When and were?
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From:catonthemoon
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:04 pm (UTC)

Fascinating.

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I do not understand your discretion with regards to this Lady Galadriel.

I have seen you express interest in less humanoid things.

However, I am glad that things have improved.
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From:legolaswoodelf
Date:August 4th, 2004 09:46 pm (UTC)

Re: Fascinating.

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Hannon le, mellon nin. I am simply picky about the arse I choose to partake of is all.

~Legolas~
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From:playboi21
Date:August 5th, 2004 12:53 pm (UTC)
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great.....well im happy your in love...and not happy because its not with me.....


Rachel
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